tomhaverfordofficial:

Me when I’m not talking to a boy: boys are dumb as hell I don’t need them they’re useless I hate them all they do is fuck me over and make me sad
Me the second a boy texts me: 😍

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

members of the strokes

davidglamor:

julius caesar
febreze spaghetti
small almond
nick valence electrons
nick bone fracture

coffeesheeran:

the guitar pick it has a pAW

coffeesheeran:

the guitar pick it has a pAW

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

misswallflower:

"If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast." - Ernest Hemingway

misswallflower:

"If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast." - Ernest Hemingway