Me when I’m not talking to a boy: boys are dumb as hell I don’t need them they’re useless I hate them all they do is fuck me over and make me sad
Me the second a boy texts me: 😍
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
nick valence electrons
nick bone fracture
the guitar pick it has a pAW
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
you want a hot body?
you want a bugatti??
you want a maserati???
I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
"If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast." - Ernest Hemingway