Dude what the fuck. Tonight is cray.

  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

thefrogman:

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unimpressed2chainz:

let me hit this weed, but as a metaphor

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

logicians:

tailgating ur minivan so i can watch Finding Nemo with ur kids

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

heytomlinsun:

YPU GUSY I JIST GOT MY M&G PIC I AM DYING ALL I SAID WAS TO COUPLE UP AND DO CHEESY PROM AND I GUESS HARRY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT THAT MENT AND THIS IS THE RESULT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY

heytomlinsun:

YPU GUSY I JIST GOT MY M&G PIC I AM DYING ALL I SAID WAS TO COUPLE UP AND DO CHEESY PROM AND I GUESS HARRY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT THAT MENT AND THIS IS THE RESULT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE